Daily EpiDose

i’d like to be a cam-whore… but i don’t have a camera.

(thanks Ian, for the camera on Christmas…)

i’d like to get up early when i have to… but my bed doesn’t permit me to.

i’d like to lose weight… but i love cooking and food too much.

i’d like to go overseas just for fun… but no money, no time. ("time IS money… NO WONDERla…)

i’d like to be a celebrity… but i don’t know what i’d be famous for.

i’d like to have more friends… but i don’t have enough credit.

i’d like to be an artist… but i don’t know how to express myself.

i’d like to act… but i can’t remember my lines.

i’d like to draw… but i lost my pencils.

i’d like to eat right now… but i have to lose weight.

i’d like to make music… but i don’t have any instruments.

i’d like to sleep right now… but i’m too depressed.

i’d like to drink so much… but i don’t like being drunk.

i’d like to have a 240Z… but i have to be content with a police-myvi.

i’d like to be a jack of all trades… but God made me a jill.

i’d like to sing my heart out… but i can’t think of any songs.

i’d love to be with so many people right now… but i just don’t have the time.

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………

i’d like to be happy all the time… but i like too much to sigh.

SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…………….